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Introducing Andrew Polar: The Legend of Self-Paradoxes and PhD Mysteries

Ladies and gentlemen, gather around as we unravel the enigma, the myth, the unparalleled Andrew Polar — a man who has redefined what it means to not know what you're talking about while supposedly carrying the illustrious title of “PhD in Engineering”.

Andrew Polar

A Brief Career Overview

Andrew Polar emerged from the shadows of obscurity, armed with a keyboard and an ego the size of a Dyson sphere. Hiding behind his alias, he courageously decided to challenge the laws of physics themselves — or at least anyone daring to explain them. His prime directive? To dismantle proofs and arguments he didn’t quite understand. Spoiler alert: He failed!

Self-Appreciation Extraordinaire

One of Andrew's most endearing traits is his unshakable confidence in his own brilliance — so much so that he routinely likes his own comments on my YouTube videos (for example, here). Some might see this as a desperate cry for validation, but perhaps it’s just Andrew taking self-love to the next level. In a way, it’s reminiscent of a dog licking its own balls, not because it has to, but maybe because it feels good.

It is legitimate to wonder how we know that he likes his own comments? Very simple: He systematically gets one (and only one) like the second after he posted his comments, not long enough for a genuine reader to actually read the comment and decide whether to praise the commenter or not.

Andrew Polar

A Masterclass in Rudeness

Andrew Polar’s comments are a masterclass in condescension and hostility. Instead of constructive debate, he hurls insults, ridicules intelligence, and dismisses others with sarcasm, all while dodging actual arguments. His screenshots reveal a pattern of baseless attacks, proving that being loud and rude is no substitute for being right.

Andrew Polar Insults

An Intellectual Showdown

Andrew's strategy was groundbreaking:

  • Step 1: Trash a carefully constructed tutorial.
  • Step 2: Evade challenges to identify any actual errors.
  • Step 3: Shift the topic faster than the speed of light (though he might not believe that’s a limit).
  • Step 4: Propose his own "paradox," which turned out to be a non-issue once his fundamental mistake was revealed.
Having his "paradox" obliterated, Andrew retreated into the shadows, only to re-emerge with the bold claim that he was “testing” his opponent all along. Testing what? Gravity’s ability to keep him grounded in reality?

The Great Intellectual Black Hole

In a shocking twist, this self-proclaimed PhD engineer admitted he had never heard of titans like Dirac, Schrödinger, Planck, or Feynman. Let’s just pause here. How does one traverse the academic multiverse of engineering while avoiding all contact with the brightest stars of 20th-century science? Did Andrew Polar earn his PhD in a parallel universe where physics stops at levers and pulleys? Or perhaps his specialty is reverse engineering common sense.

The Polar Meltdown

When his true identity was discovered and publicly connected to his antics, Andrew was suddenly struck by an acute case of comment deletion syndrome. He pivoted to playing the victim, claiming it was all part of his "master plan" — an apparent masterclass in accidental self-humiliation. Hard to believe, but screenshots don't lie:

Andrew Polar Bipolarity Andrew Polar Rudeness

Polar or Bipolar?

Andrew’s flip-flopping between being the aggressor, the victim, and the misunderstood genius makes one wonder: Is his last name truly “Polar”, or is “Bipolar” more fitting? After all, he oscillates between extremes faster than a photon in a double-slit experiment.

Science Denial on All Fronts

As if his physics blunders weren’t enough, Andrew Polar also claims the gold medal in conspiracy theories. Per his explicit request (see screenshot below), he wants to make sure that no one overlooks the fact that he’s an anti-vaxxer who thinks global warming is a hoax — because why stop at misunderstanding one field of science when you can misunderstand them all? It’s almost impressive how he manages to unite bad physics, bad biology, and bad climate science into one glorious parade of ignorance.

Andrew Polar Conspiracy Theories

Conclusion

Andrew Polar stands as a testament to the resilience of bad arguments, the fragility of unearned egos, and the enduring mystery of how one can hold a PhD without ever brushing shoulders with history's greatest minds. Let us salute him for his unwitting contribution to comedy and his inadvertent confirmation of just how entertaining bad science can be.

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Last update of this page: 19 December 2024 at 7:07am