The Venter Syndrom
Return to pseudo-scientists listMeet Piet Venter, one of the internet’s most elusive commenters! With a single tap, he can make entire arguments vanish, especially when they don’t quite hold up under the pressure of facts. Watch closely, because as soon as you catch him in a lie, poof! his comments are gone. But wait! Now it’s your fault because, according to Piet, you deleted them! Indeed, as the facts start to catch up with him, Piet frantically deletes his comments and pulls a classic reverse UNO card: “Wait, it wasn’t me, it was you!”
Just take a look at the kind of things he posts on Quora:
Seriously, I spent my personal time destroying every single of his fake arguments. Why would I delete the proof that he lied or made a wrong statement?
Now, we come to the greatest mystery of all: Who is Piet Venter? Is he a scientist? A magician? A man? A myth? A badly Photoshopped stock image? No one knows! One thing is for sure, though: He doesn't dare to give us any clues. Piet cowardly hides behind a random username, popping up just long enough to leave his mark... before disappearing like a ghost in the YouTube night. In fact, not once has Piet provided a single reference, photo, or shred of evidence to prove he’s anything more than a WiFi signal and a keyboard warrior! Could it be he’s protecting his identity because he’s a super-secret scientist? Or maybe it’s just because his credentials are as real as a unicorn!
One thing is for sure: Piet’s true identity remains as elusive as his facts!
Step aside, Einstein. Move over, Lorentz. Take a seat, Planck, Bohr, Schrödinger, and the rest of you amateurs. Because here comes Piet Venter, armed with nothing but a Quora account and a fierce belief that he’s cracked the code that you all somehow missed! Yes, you heard right, folks! Relativity? Completely wrong! And who better to correct the mistakes of Einstein, Dirac, Heisenberg, and Feynman than... Piet? Forget the Nobel Prize winners who spent decades of their lives on this stuff, Piet’s here to tell you that he, and only he, has figured out what the greatest minds in history somehow missed.
After all, why trust Einstein, who only came up with the most famous equation in the world? Or Noether, whose theorem revolutionized theoretical physics? Or Feynman, who made quantum electrodynamics a thing? I mean, they just didn’t have Piet’s secret weapon: Deleting comments when proven wrong!
Find his comments on the YouTube video below (if he hasn't deleted them yet):
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